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Hi-C Blast Blue Watermelon

Brand: Hi-C Blast
Flavor: Blue Watermelon
Package Type: Pouch
Retail Price per Pack: $1.99
Retail Price per fl.oz.: $0.029
Fl.oz. per Unit: 6.75
Units per Pack: 10
Health Info: Calories: 100
Carbohydrates: 26g
Sugars: 25g
Rating - Flavor Accuracy: 1
Rating - Taste: 1
Rating - Value: 1
Rating - Overral: 1

Generic fruit juice does not give any hints of either blueberry or watermelon flavors. The only thing blue about this drink is the liquid color.

Hi-C provides us with a modern rendition of the age-old pouch design. This package is easy to hold and open with its contour design and large opening area at the top. This drink comes with a thicker, sturdier straw that provides greater flow, appeasing even the most intense of squeezers.

Lunchbox Fit:
Fits easily inside a standard lunchbox with generous room leftover for sandwich, apple, and granola bar.

A hole formed at the top of pouch and starting leaking juice. Not as bad as the Capri-Sun explosion but still not very sturdy.

Insulation Quality:
Newer, more innovative design proves to be slight more effective. Juice was marginally more frozen than the competing pouch products. However, it wasn't frozen enough to delay consumption.

Brand Line:
Hi-C has successfully provided a very promising drink with great flow and package design. The flavors were fairly sweet yet offered great variety.

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